Best Scoop of the Week: The Great Dust-o-matic 3000

It’s back and it’s better than ever!! Woot!! Now that summer is ending, and there is time in my days to start new projects, I changed the BSOW a little bit. I’m keeping it all to Friday, using the interview question as their guest post. I hope this keeps you hopping around and making a new friend anyway.

Today’s Best Scoop of the Week has a huge sense of humor. She’s got the scoop on the best parties ever, from rainy days to Tangled, she’s got them covered! She offers advice that every mother and blogger should consider. She’s realized that this is her life, and she’s not afraid to let the toddler take over her blog once in a while.

She’s got some great print your own *free* kids party invitations and calls herself “Great Fun for Kids.” How could she not be deserving of the ice cream?

I asked Simone “If you could invent something to help mankind, what would it be?” I’m ready to sign up for this one, and you will be too!!

MY INVENTION FOR THE GOOD OF {wo}MANKIND
I have thought long and hard about this one, for many years, and my cunning invention is the Dust-O-Matic 3000, freeing women everywhere from the tyranny of dust and repetitive monotonous chores.
Here’s the Sales Pitch:
“The Dust-O-Matic 3000 not only cleans and shines your house better than any human cleaner could, eliminating dust, grime and endless clutter, but in the Deluxe Model the Dust-O-Matic also comes with the Built-in-Nanny feature.
The Built-in-Nanny oversees homework and is an expert tutor up to Grade 12.
In Toddler Mode, Nanny will read stories, play peekaboo and hide’n’seek endlessly and without complaint.
She is programmed with lullabies and accessories include a night-light and soothing wave sound sequencer.   

Nanny Mode should not be used daily, as this will wear out her components in a very short time frame, but the Built-in Nanny is perfect for babysitting on Date nights, leaving husband and wife free to rekindle their romance and have fun. 

Clinical tests show that using the Dust-O-Matic 3000 {with optional Deluxe Nanny feature} regularly over a one year period saw a decline in arguments, bickering, nagging and late-night “headaches”.
Wives reported increased energy and creativity, with a flow-on effect of happy satisfied husbands.

It is thought that the Dust-O-Matic 3000 could be the key to a happy wife, happy mother and therefore a happy home.

Available in selected stores now.
Only $8,000,499,549.99 each.
Available while stocks last.”

Sign me up!! I can’t wait to get my Dustomatic 3000 WITH customized nanny. A mother’s dream come true! Please take some time to stop by Great Fun for Kids and tell Simone how funny she is!!

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