>The Status Quote: Cocks, Beavers and Condoms Galore

>CAGirl

What are your friends saying on their Facebook pages.  Or Twitter?  Is it funny?  Is it weird?  Is it what they ate for dinner?  Well share it here on The Status Quote with CA Girl and Emmy!  Simply post those funny, strange and daily posts of your friends.  Please exclude names and locations.  And then, link up!
 
“Why do men feel the need to just walk in a room, fart, and walk back out? Why?”
 
“thinks its a lot of fun to feed the dog cheetos.”
 
“Good football today! Cocks and Beavers won! Just no ATM. That would have been perfect.”
——a response: “It all cums full circle with our first convo topic of the day!”
“not sure I would trust a condom that is 50% off.”
“What’s a condom? LMAO”
“It’s a glove with only one finger. Guess which one?”
10% battery life-4 of the saddest words ever.
Ugh. Brett Favre’s at the door. Who told him my husband was out of town?
if I wanted to repeat myself 3 and 4 times before I got a reply, I’d spend the night talking to my teenagers…
My laundry is sick of being used, thrown around, stepped on…They’re in a huddle on the floor now planning their escape.
So, what’s on your tweetdeck, and what crazy FB statuses do you see? Post em and come back and let me know. Have a great Tuesday!!
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7 thoughts on “>The Status Quote: Cocks, Beavers and Condoms Galore

  1. >I am the queen of FB status mainly because I don't take it seriously. Some of my stays favs as deemed by my friends and family:Kim detects a faint hint of coconuts and bullsh*t. Her manager must be coming up the hallway.Kim jams out to Backstreet Boys in her car because she is confident in her sexualityOh FB is a lot more fun when you don't take it to heart!

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