>A Murphy’s Law Kind of Summer

>If your toddler spends the entire 3 hour trip home awake, just to fall asleep 10 minutes before you arrive, you might be a Murphy’s Laws of Parenting victim.

If your toddler uses your brand new white shirt as a washcloth just as you reach him with a baby wipe, you might be a Murphy’s Laws of Parenting victim.

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When your toddler is dining out at a restaurant and yells out “Fahk!” and people stare at you in shock, you might be a Murphy’s Laws of Parenting victim.

You wash the couch covers and your toddler immediately pees on it, you might be a Murphy’s Law of Parenting victim.
If you tell your child to eat his vegetables and he shoves them up his nose instead, you might be a Murphy’s Law of Parenting victim.
And last but not least….
 
If you scream at your ADHD child to sit down and shut up and a CPS worker happens to be sitting at the next table, you might be a Murphy’s Law of Parenting victim.
What’s Murphy done for you lately?
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16 thoughts on “>A Murphy’s Law Kind of Summer

  1. >Each and every one of the above!!Ah, good times. I'd like to state that Murphy's Law of Parenting only kicks in on a white shirt if you just changed into it from some crappy tee shirt or if you're out and have no way of changing.

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