I’m NOT hooking up with the rest of my favorite bloggers for a Monday meme today. I always have something to talk about, and I never wait until the last minute to put it together.
I’m NOT proud of Jellybean’s performance in her very first dance recital.
I did NOT pig out on 3 bags of Doritos and 1/4 gallon of ice cream this weekend. I have more self-control then that, even when Aunt Flo rears her ugly head.
I did NOT get excited when my brother announced his engagement. Nope, not me. That must have been his other sister.*
I did NOT let go of Scooby during his swim lesson so he could try swimming on his own. I am NOT that kind of mother.
I also did NOT almost fall and bust my butt trying to get him off the waterslide, because my child does NOT behave like that. Nope, not MY child. He’s the good example mothers everywhere point out to their children in the grocery store.
I did NOT teach my son to smash a bug then say “Dead Bug” to the tune of “The Pink Panther”. Nope, not me. His sister must have taught him that one. Yeah, that’s it.
I am NOT the creative genius behind my friend’s cool design blog name. I don’t have a creative bone in my body.
I did NOT tell 6 truths and 1 lie during my blog party last week. What kind of blogger do you think I am?!?
I did NOT receive an award from Jess Raquel “Mo Shiorgha” last week. I am also NOT thanking her for it.
I am Not passing it on to these bloggers:
—The Empress at Good Day, Regular People.
—Tree at Mother of Pearl It Is.
—Jackie at Lumps on a Blog.
—Katie at Katies Dailies
—Kathy at Everyday Bliss
—Angelia at Living, Loving, Laughing.
—Julie at Mommie Cooks.
—Kiki at Life Sunnyside Down.
Make sure you stop in at the Not Me Monday headquarters over at Mckmama’s and see what everyone else is NOT doing this week.
*I only have one true sibling.