>Not Me Monday

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I’m NOT hooking up with the rest of my favorite bloggers for a Monday meme today. I always have something to talk about, and I never wait until the last minute to put it together.

I’m NOT proud of Jellybean’s performance in her very first dance recital.

I did NOT pig out on 3 bags of Doritos and 1/4 gallon of ice cream this weekend. I have more self-control then that, even when Aunt Flo rears her ugly head.

I did NOT get excited when my brother announced his engagement. Nope, not me. That must have been his other sister.*

I did NOT let go of Scooby during his swim lesson so he could try swimming on his own. I am NOT that kind of mother.

I also did NOT almost fall and bust my butt trying to get him off the waterslide, because my child does NOT behave like that. Nope, not MY child. He’s the good example mothers everywhere point out to their children in the grocery store.

I did NOT teach my son to smash a bug then say “Dead Bug” to the tune of “The Pink Panther”. Nope, not me. His sister must have taught him that one. Yeah, that’s it.

I am NOT the creative genius behind my friend’s cool design blog name. I don’t have a creative bone in my body.

I did NOT tell 6 truths and 1 lie during my blog party last week. What kind of blogger do you think I am?!?

I did NOT receive an award from Jess Raquel “Mo Shiorgha” last week. I am also NOT thanking her for it.

I am Not passing it on to these bloggers:
—The Empress at Good Day, Regular People.
—Tree at Mother of Pearl It Is.
—Jackie at Lumps on a Blog.
—Katie at Katies Dailies
—Kathy at Everyday Bliss
—Angelia at Living, Loving, Laughing.
—Julie at Mommie Cooks.
—Kiki at Life Sunnyside Down.

Make sure you stop in at the Not Me Monday headquarters over at Mckmama’s and see what everyone else is NOT doing this week.

*I only have one true sibling.

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20 thoughts on “>Not Me Monday

  1. >Hello there – oh, I am so sorry for not responding earlier – it's been a hectic week! So, NO thanks for my wonderful NON – Award that you so graciously, DID NOT give me… You are NOT amazing and I am NOT ecstatic!!XOXOKiki

  2. >I love that but I think I would get confused since I would have to be opposite…lolI wanted to stop by and say hi and thank you for stopping by my blog the other day. I love making new friends and seeing new blogs. Thanks again for coming over! I am your newest follower!

  3. >Yay! You played along with Not Me! Monday. I knew you'd have some good stuff to add! I hope you'll be able to play along with "OH NO HE DIDN'T!" Tuesday tomorrow. I missed you last week. :(Thanks for stopping by Drama Mama. I've had one heck of a day.Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud@TweetingMama

  4. >Woot! Congrats! You are raking in the awards! I did not make brownies.I did not eat the excess goop.I did not eat candy from the pinata.I will not miss my oldest while she is away at camp this week.I will not lock my two youngers in the closet to keep my sanity. 😛

  5. >Aw, thanks for not giving the award that I'm not going to put on my page. You're so not generous! ; )Now, I've got the Pink Panther theme stuck in my head! Thanks for making my day prettier!

  6. >@ gringation..I don't have pics from during the recital because cameras weren't allowed, and since my brother is engaged to marry the owner, I figured I'd catch some poop if I broke the rule. Haha.Come back on Wednesday though because you will get to see some pictures of Jellybean in costume.

  7. >Thank you for the award I didn't get, either.Thank you! So fun not to get something you like from someone you like. You made my Monday happier…Thank you, sweet thing.

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